I did what you said, Doc It changed everything
You switched to the Capital One Quicksilver card And how do you feel? (sigh) like a burden's been lifted Those other cards made you sign up for bonus cash back Then they categories on you every few months Then you had to keep signing up
You deserve better Now get out there and keep earning that 15% cash back on every purchase, everywhere Thanks, Doc I'm not a doctor
What? Time to go! What's in your wallet?